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Assassin’s “Creed” Revelations Acoustic Parody

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Assassin’s Creed Revelations Song Parody (Acoustic Version)
aka Can You Teach Me Parkour

A parody of the song Higher by Creed

WRITTEN by:
Ryan Tellez
Erin Sievers
Geoff Yano

MUSIC and PERFORMANCE by:
Ryan Tellez

EDITED by:
Brian Fisher

LYRICS:

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Lyrics:

In Animus, I’m guided to another world
Time and time again
From rooftops, I use my Eagle Vision
Coz I don’t wanna lose my target
Like Those Who Came Before
Coz there’s a villain who’s building an army
And I’m the only man who can take him down

So let’s zipline
Let’s use our hookblade
Come on be stealth-like
Let’s assassinate!

Can you teach me parkour?
How to scale cathedral walls
Can you teach me parkour?
Leave some hay so I can fall

So let’s zipline
Let’s hookblade
Come on, jump higher
There’s no f***in hay!

Up high LA looks like Constantinople
With less Turkish guys
Ezio made it look so cool
And I’m a fool
And I might die
Ubisoft has lied to me
They screwed my dreams
And snapped my spine

Can you teach me parkour?
Let me be like the Brotherhood
Someone teach me parkour
Better than Desmond Miles could

I’m not good at parkour
This revelation came late to me
Guess I’m not so hardcore
Singin’ outdated parodies

LEEK AND BUTTERBEAN FISH RECIPE ft. Studentbeans – SORTED

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Ramsay’s Classic Scrambled Eggs and Smoked Salmon – Gordon Ramsay

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